Sabtu, 10 November 2012

Naskah Drama Bahasa Inggris (Tema Klasik tapi Humoris)


Di bawah ini adalah naskah Drama bahasa inggris team ku waktu semester 3, mungkin ada beberapa atau lebih spelling dan grammar yang salah tapi semoga bisa menghibur dan menginspirasi. Happy Reading. :)
Journey To The West
Narator           :  one day, there was a group consist of 4 person. They were Sungokong, Tom sancong, Xu patkai, and Sha wuching.They looked for books to the west. But to caught it, they found various obstacle and temptetion. Some day, they felt hungry. And they decided to take a rest first, because they hadn’t meal stock yet.
Xu pat kai       ; master, my stomach is hungry?
Gokong           ; your job just eating.
Wuching          ; All right, my stomach is hungry too. It’s your turn to look for food, elder brother?
Xu patkai        ; my stomach is taking ill, I can’t walk to look for food. I haven’t been eating for two days.
Gokong           ; you said two-days? yesterday, you ate more food  in  party event and  you ate three bowl of  noodles, next day you eat noodle again. And now,you said haven’t eaten? It doesn’t make sense!
Xu patkai        ; I haven't eaten rice, brother.
Gokong           ; look at our master!, our master even just eat fruit, but he doesn't complaint as like you.
Tom samcong : stop, don't quarrel again. I’m hungry also gokong. Gokong, better you look for food.
Gokong           ; what? Me...? if there is devil come to you, who is going oppose the devil while I go,? Is this that fat one?
Tom samcong ; there is not devil in beautiful forest like this.
Xu patkai        ; calm down, first brother. I will look after the master.
Gokong           ; cih,  easier said than done.  You’re the lazy one and careless too. I don’t thing so you can hit the devil and can look after the master.
Wuching          ; yes, first brother, I will look after him too, if something happens on master, I will sacrifice my life.
Gokong           ;  if brother Sha said like that, I trust. (while makes circle around them)
Wuching          ; brother, what will you do? Why do you draw the box around us?.
Gokong           ; this is not a box but a circle, brother sha.
Samcong         ; gokong, do you want to play around first same as when you are kid? (smile)
Gokong           ; master,  buckle down  please. This circle is not ordinary whorled. This circle for well and can save you master. This circle would save the day .
Xu patkai        I think this circle is no point in, it is just slack off ,  we don’t need circle, but we need food to eat.!(annoyed)
Gokong           ; I make this circle for your safety and can't be wounded by anyone. Beginning of animal until even devil can’t catch this circle. Because, I have charm it, so while I’m going to look for eat, all of you don’t go to out from this circle, because if one of you go out from this circle, so the function of this circle is lost. You get it?
Wucing            ; actually it’s over my head but...i agree.
Xu patkai        ; yes brother, be hurry to look for food now. We have been hungry. (annoyed)
Gokon            ; I do’t want to go before all of you make a promise.
Xu Patkai        ; you are tell of .
Gokong           ; Actually I can’t stand  with you, Pat Kai. if it’s not because of our mater, I will hit and kick you from here.(Angry)
Xupatkai         ; when set eyes on , I  hate you too. (Angry)
Tom SamCong            ; stop, don't quarell again. Okay, Gokong I will promise to stay in here and won’t go out  from this circle when you’re going.
Wucing            ; So do I, I wont go out from tihs circle too.
Gokong           ; and how about you, Pat Kai?
Pat kai             ; yes...(with displeased tone)
Gokong           ; what do you mean? You just say ’yes’. You drive me crazy.  If you won’t promise,  worse come to worst  I will give you only the skin of bananas. Do you want!!? Haah??
Patkai             ; huh...yes yes. I will promise and don’t want to out from this circle. You are really fussy as stepmother. Go out! (Annoyyed)
Gokong           : ok. I will go first. Remember! don't come out from this circle! (scream)
Narator ;  Gokong went to look for food from one place tothe other place. While patkai, wuching and their master were waiting for gokong. Devil had known the information.
Devil I                ; hmmm...I think, we will make a big party(sees basin deep water)
Devil II.           ;  what’s the matter ? is there someone want to make a party of birthday?
Devil I              ; all of you are stupid, look on the basin, there are three man are taking a rest in our zone.
Devil II.           ; owh ya I know, look at the baldhead, he is good-looking one. I want the baldhead one, sister.
Devil III          ; heeeey, she is not ghost as like us. She is human and human is our food.
Devil  II.          ; So, Shold we eat that’s good person? Oh no...
Devil I             ; you are vain.
Devil III          ; I have saw their face just one more time, I guest. He is tom samcong's and his students, and they want to look for book to the west.
Devil I                         ; but...unfortunately, their journey must stop here. hahaha
Devil III          ; but where is one student else , I think there are four persons?
Devil  II.          ; what do you mean? They’re just three person, sister?
Devil III          ; that’s one as like monkey, and I have ever hear about his competence, it’s very great, 500 years ago, he had confounded heaven, he was hit the Caesar Of Sky and mix the hell, we will be hard to face it.
Devil I                         ;  when pigs fly ! As long as we are still have weapon that we have took from Kuan Im's Goddess, so with that’s one, no one can defeat us.hahaha
Devil III          ; yes, big party.he
Devil II.           ; What a pity they are?hahah
Devil I                         ; but I think we have a trouble, we can't catch them?
Devil  II.          ; really,? why? How can it be?
Devil I                         ; they are in circle. And the circle have given magic formula?
Devil III          : owww...how a great that’s circle, until we can't perforate it and catch them?
Devil I             ; yes, that’s circle is so Strong. Do you know? Moreover The devil with the international level can’t catch a person inside the circle.
Devil  II.          ; then...how the way to catch them? It’s so difficult to catch them if they still stay inside the circle.
Devil I                         ; The only way to catch them, we have to change as grand mother or others, after that I’m sure that Tom sancong who has kind characteristic will come out from the circle. After that, the magic formula will be lose, and we can catch them...hahaha
Devil III          ; then,,,who will catch him and take him here?
Devil I & II.    ; of course,you are? (together while laugh)
Devil III          ; why must I do it?
Devil I                         ; today it’s my schedule for treatment at ‘Spa’ as the time I want menicure and pedicure. So that, I sure can’t do it.
Devil III          ;how about you? don't tell to me that you are busy to sent message for komodo?
Devil  II           ; No, moreover the time has been limited, I want facebook, twitter, friendster and others.so don’t be angry sister. accept your destiny.hahaha
Devil III          ; you are so heartless.!
Devil I                         ; don’t say like that. I am sure you can do it.
Narator; At same forest, Xu patkai, Tom Samcong and Sha Wucing were waiting for Gokong that hadn’t come yet for took in food. While defil was changed as a derelict grandmother and had ready to trap them .
Wucing            ; why brother gokong is so long time?
Xupatkai         ; right, he drives me crazy. I’m sure now he is having a fun.
Tom samcong ; don’t negative thinking, Pat Kai. Maybe gokong still looks for food there for us.
Wucing            ; oh, master, I remember, I still keep a bottle of water and an a half of  bread. Do you want to eat it?
Patkai             ; why don’t you tell to me that you’re still keep it, give the food just for me.!
Wucing            ; No, i wont give this meal for you. It’s for our master.
Patkai             ; our master isn’t hungry, that’s all right master,?
Tom Samcong ; don't be noise. Look! I guest, she has serious sick. Better  we are giving this one to her.
Grandmother ; sir, help me sir? I get wrong way and I haven't been eaten for many days. So give me your meal, please.
Patkai             ; Do you know? we are hungry too!huh
Tom samcong ;keep your mouth, she more needs this food than us, patkai. As human we have to help each other.
Grandmother ; help me, I’m really hungry and thirsty sir, (fall)
Tomsamcong ; grandmother, grandmother patient, I will help you? Wuching, Please give me your meal I will give it to grand mother.
Wuching          ; Here You are, master.
Patkai             ; master,let it be. She is old, perhaps it’s time for her to pass a way.
Tomsamcong ; patkai, keep your language! Althought she is old, but we have to help her. She is being difficulty.
Wucing            ; pardon master. brother gokong said that don’t out from this circle, maybe she is a devil that want wheedle to come out from this circle.
Tomsamcong ; I disagree with you. I,m sure, she isn’t ghost.(out from the circle)
Patkai             ; (follow the teacher to out from circle). master, don’t bother your self. She has passed a way.
Wucing            ; (checking the grandmother’s hand) No, she is still alive, Second Brother.
Tom samcong ; thank godness.
Grandmother ; (opening her eye and stand)                                                             
Wucing            ; I think you has been getting better. (approach ghost)
Patkai             ; wucing! Don’t approach her! She isn’t human.
Tom Samcong             : patkai, don’t be noise, (appraoch to the grand mother and gave the food for her). Here you are, this meal for you.
Patkai             ; I’m really sure master,,, she is Devil. Because her gaze isn’t as like human.
Grandmother ; hahah that’s all right, I’m a Devilt , I will take you to my post. hahahah
Narator ; At devil post, devil III showed her order to her sisters. And they felt sutisfied because they had gotten xu patkai, wucing and tom sancong.
Patkai             ; Hey let us free! What do you wanna do us?
III. ghost         ; of course. I will eat you all.hahaha
Patkai             ; you give me the creeps, I don't wanna die right now. master, I don't wanna die early. (cry)
Wucing            ; don’t worry, I’m sure brother gokong will save us.
Tom Samcong ; if I didn’t out from the circle last time. Maybe it’s not happen like that. Forgive me my students.
Wucing            ; don't blame your self, master. it’s our mistake.
Devil III          ; hei hei, stop your discussion.! Sister,,, here your order.
Devil I             ; good job, hahaha.
Devil  II.          ; you are really really great sister. You bring his students too.
Devil III          ; hahaha, I’m a big head!
Devil I              ; hahaha
Devil  II           ;  Listen me carefully. I break the news , if we’re eating the baldhead one. so we will ageless.
Devil I             : really? Where is the reference?
Devil II            ; just now I read at Internet.
Devil I                ; you are sharp as tack .
Devil III          ; horre...besides can fill our stomact, I will be ageless, 
III. ghost, II., I; ageless. (singing)
Narator ;  at the same place, gokong had arrived and brought some food. But gokong was surprise because patkai, wuching and tom sancong had lost. And he know what happened?
Gokong           ; (scream) master, patkai wucing, where are you, look at! I bring this one for you all. (gokong think they are cought by some ghost???). it smells of devil.
Gokong           ; hey devil, come out! or I will down this door. (because gokong is impatient, than gokong is down the door)
Devil III          ; hey! Ugly monkey! who’re you? You’re brave to disturb our calm.!
Gokong           ; how dare you to catch my master?
Ghost II.         ;oh...what a pity you are, your master is so handsome, but look at your self. You are just monkey.hahaha
Gokong           ; don’t talk to much. Who are you!!!
Devil I             ;hahaha.of course we’re devil, I’m devil of sweep.
Devil II            ; I am devil of Duster
Devil III          ; and I am devil of mine drier.
Gokong           ; (laughter was espoused by wucing, patkai and teacher) hahaha if you’re brave, fight with me. Come on.!
Devil                ; well, hiattttt... (they combat but gokong succumbs)
Gokong           ; you are deceitful.  master hang in there.I will go to look for help.
Tom Samcong  ; gokong...
Patkai & wucing ; back fast brother
Narator           ;  gokong left them, and he asked help to kuan im’s goddess for save his master and brothers.
Gokong           ; (call up) why...I have been trying to phone her for 5 time?. But nothing respon. And I am trying to send message, she doesn’t reply.( suddenly kuan im’s comes).
Gokong           ; kuan im's goddess.
kuan im's         ;  what ’ s the matter  gokong? You’re looking for me?
Gokong           ; sure, my master and brothers in danger, where have you been?
kwan im's        ; I am auditioning girlband and boyband at Jakarta and you have blown it.
Gokong           ; I Do not give a hoot  with your business, my bussiness is ‘how to save them from devil’.
kwan im's        ; After my audition had broken, you need my help this moment. Of course, I don't want.(annoyed)
Gokong           ; ooooh come on, help me, I stressed out  my master and brothers will be eaten by them.
Kuan Im's       : why you’re so fear to face them,  keep your chin up ! I’m sure that your master will save without my help . moreover, you’re region of universal, And you consider that you are head and shoulders above  earth and sky, so let’s face it.
Gokong           ; please,,,changes your mind , I amn’t as great as you think. Help me for this time.?
kuan im's         : you can play your supernatural cane.
Gokong           ; I have tried it, but...it was a real flop .
kuan im's         ;(finally this monkey wants to contemn himself) , then...what have made by them until you’re fault defeat them?
Gokong           ; they are so strong. And they have a great weapon, whothe hell are they. How can they get that super weapon.
kuan im           ; actually, they were my right hand man commisioned to manage my house, but they stabbed me in the back than escapes and stole my heirloom weapons. Finally, I am about to go belly up?
Gokong           ; oooh...I see, they are just your servent.xixixi. So what is the last resort ?
kuan im ; use this one, this is the best supernatural, it will discontinue their action and you just turns around them, and suddenly the act of this ring will tie-up them.
Gokong           ; okay,  thank godness . bye bye (waved hand)
Narator; Gokong left kuan im's goddess and back to visit that devil post. While devil glorious happy have defeated sun gokong. 
Devil I             ; finally we can defeat that bad monkey.
Devil II.           ; why we don’t hit him until die, don't let him out.
Devil I              ; never mind. Because have gotten a big food. Let’s talk over to speak what recipe wanna used by us to cook them.
Gokong           ; hey devil! I back to kill you,
Patakai            ; finally my handsome brother is coming.
Devil I              ;  I think, you will fault defeat us, our weapon are more great .hhah
Devil II.           ; Sure!, your bad stick can’t defeat us.hahaha
Devil III          ; yes, of course.hahaha
Gokong           ; hahaha, actually I know that weapon isn’t yours, but kuan im's goddess belonging that you stole from her, didn’t you? hahaha
Devil I              ; Shut up your mouth! This’s belonging ourselves.
Devil II            ; but he is right, it’s not ours. 
Devil III          ; don't tell it is not ours?
Devil I             ; right,you are so stupid. (Whisper)
Gokong           ; hahaha, finally you’re admite...
Devil I            ;  Shut Up your fucking mouth!, don't talk more, I lose my temper . let’s kill him.
Devil II. & III. ; well. (they even combat, are not how long then gokong appear a great weapon, and they can’t move slightly while that weapon shows off)
Gokong           ; feel you!, you can’t do anything now. (freing teacher and brothers cords)
Patkai             ; hahah you are so great, brother, you can defeat them.
Gokong           ; Of course, I am so handsome and great.ha
Tom sancong ; thank you gokong, you have saved us.
Wucing            ; Then how about them. (several minute goddess kuan im comes)
kuan im           ; gokong...
Gokong           ; yes, goddess,
Samcong         ; we give greeting.
Together         ;  “assalamu alaikum ”
Kuan im          ; I just come here to take this devil and torture them.
Gokong           ; please, torture them with as heavy as they do.
Kuan Im          ; I will take my weapon that you put in your hand.
Gokong           ; I think. It’s for me, goddess.. xixixi
Kuan Im          ; you have had your supernatural stick.
Gokong           : right, here you are,xixixi...
Kuan Im          ; I go first...
Together         ; bye-bye....
Narator           ; finally, they could out from that’s place safety, and...they had prepared to continue their journey to the west. From this story we can take a lesson that we never betray our promise, no matter what happened. Because basically promise is promise. It has to do. We  hope this story came in useful and we apologize if there are mistakes in this drama. Thats all and thank you.
The End


Impersonal It and Expletive There


CHAPTER I

  1. Latar belakang
Bahasa Inggris merupakan bahasa Internasional yang harus dikuasai seluruh dunia. Dalam kegiatan sehari – hari bahasa Inggris sering menggunakan pola –pola tertentu yang dilakukan proses tersebut, salah satunya berita umum. Berita umum biasanya menggunakan Impersonal It dan Expletive There. Contohnya penggunaan It  ini dimaksudkan untuk membedakan antara It sebagai pronoun dan It sebagai impersonal. Maka dalam pembahasan kali ini kami mencoba menjelaskan impersonal it dan expletive there.
  1. Rumusan Masalah
Dari latar belakang diatas kita dapat menarik rumusan masalah sebagai berikut :
1.      Apa yang dimaksud Impersonal It?
2.      Apa yang dimaksud Expletive There?
3.      Bagaimana penggunaan Impersonal It dan Expletive There?
  1. Tujuan Masalah
1.      Untuk mengetahui pengertian Impersonal It.
2.      Untuk mengetahui pengertian Expletive There.
3.      Untuk mengetahui cara penggunaan Impersonal It dan Expletive There.

CHAPTER II

  1. Reading Comprehension
Reading Text
                                                Jack and The Policeman
Jack had a small, red car, and he liked driving it very fast. This was all right when he was out in the country, but in towns and big villages driving fast is dangerous, so there is always a speed limit. In Jack’s country it was fifty kilometres an hour. Jack often drove faster than that through towns.
One day Jack was driving his small red car through a town when a very young policeman stopped him and said, “ You were driving at more than fifty kilometres an hour, Sir. Please give me your name and address”.
Jack looked at the young policeman carefully for a few seconds and then said to him, “But I started my journey less than an hour ago”.
The policeman was new to his work and did not know the answer to Jack’s excuse. He thought for a few seconds and tehn let Jack go.[1]
Analize text :
Teks diatas termasuk jenis teks Spoof yang terdapat :
-          Orientation :
Jack had a small, red car, and he liked driving it very fast. This was all right when he was out in the country, but in towns and big villages driving fast is dangerous, so there is always a speed limit. In Jack’s country it was fifty kilometres an hour. Jack often drove faster than that through towns.
-          Events :
One day Jack was driving his small red car through a town when a very young policeman stopped him and said, “ You were driving at more than fifty kilometres an hour, Sir. Please give me your name and address”.
-          Twist :
 The policeman was new to his work and did not know the answer to Jack’s excuse. He thought for a few seconds and tehn let Jack go.

  1. Pengertian  Impersonal IT dan Expletive THERE
Susunan kalimat sempurna selalu terdiri dari paling sedikit satu subyek dan satu predikat. Dalam bahasa inggris terdapat predikat yang selalu memakai Verb (kata kerja), akan tetapi bila tidak ada verb maka sebagai gantinya memakai Auxiliary Verb (modal) atau Linking Verb yang berfungsi sebagai Verb dalam kalimat.[2]
Demikian juga halnya dengan subyek, bila dalam satu kalimat tidak ada subyeknya maka sering digunakan It atau The Expletive There yang berfungsi sebagai subyek dalam kalimat.
Kata It dan There sangat banyak digunakan dalam bahasa inggris dan artinya tergantung pada pemakaiannya. Malah kadang-kadang tidak perlu diterjemahkan.
            ● Impersonal It
Impersonal It biasanya digunakan :
A.    Sebagai Pronoun (kata ganti benda) untuk menggantikan kata benda tunggal (Singular) dan bentuk jamak It adalah They.
Contoh:
1.      Look at the bird                            It always comes to the window
2.      I have two cars, they are in the garage now.
3.      A:  Is this pen yours?
B:  Yes, it is.         (+)
      No, it isn’t.      (-)
4.      X:  Are those books yours?
Y:  Yes, they are.            (+)
      No, they aren’t.          (-)
B.     Sebagai prepatory (pendahuluan/pengantar kalimat) bila digunakan untuk menyatakan sesuatau yang berhubungan dengan :
1.      Time / waktu
Contoh:
1.      It is ten o’clock now. (sekarang jam 10.00)
2.      It is Friday.
3.      What is the date? It is the third of may.
(tanggal berapa? Tanggal 3 mei)
2.      Situation / circumtance (keadaan / hal)
Contoh:
1.      It is cloudy today.
2.  It is fine day.
3.  It is rained for three days.
4.  It can  be very warm in september.
(mungkin keadaan sangat hangat di bulan september.)
3.      Distance / jarak
Contoh:
1.      How far is it to jakarta? It is sixty kilometres.
2.      It is far to the post office.
3.      It’s four miles to the nearest garage.

C.     Sebagai Introductory atau Prepatory subyek atau obyek, bila subyek atau obyek dari suatu kalimat adalah Infinitive atau Clause.[3]
a.       Adjective  / participle with that-clauses.
 J Particple. (that-clauses menyatakan emotional reaction).
Contoh:
1.      It worried me a bit that Udin didn’t phone.
2.      It surprised me that he should resign.
J Adjective .
Contoh:
1.                                                      It’s true that Udin never turned up.
(benar bahwa Udin tidak pernah muncul)
2.   It appears that Udin might change his mind.
b.      Adjective with a to-infinitive.
Contoh:
1.      To be with you is nice.
It is nice to be with Udin .
(menyenangkan sekali bersama Udin)
2.      To convice Udin is hard.
It is hard to convice with Udin.
(sulit meyakinkan Udin)
D.    Beberapa clauses yang lain disamping that-clause yang dapat juga diletakan di akhir kalimat (dengan It sebagai A Prepatoty Subject).
Contoh: It’s mistery what she sees in Udin.
E.     It digunakan sebagai A Preparatory Subject untuk For + Object + Infinitive.
Contoh: It is imposible to Udin to go by car.
F.      It dapat pula digunakan untuk sebagai A Prepartory Subject dengan bentuk –ING.
Contoh: It was nice seeing Udin.
G.    It dalam Question Tags digunakan untuk menunjuk pada nothing, everything, all serta subjek lainnya yang tidak pernah digunakan dalam Question Tags.
Contoh: Nothing happened, isn’t it?

          ● The Expletive There
              Bila kita ingin memberitahukan sesuatu itu ada atau tidak ada maka biasanya menggunakan kata There dengan susunan bila subject dari verb BE (auxiliary / modal) adalah a noun (kata benda yang mewakili an indefinite person (orang yang tak tertentu)) atau things (sesuatu) maka biasanya There diletakan sebelum verb be dan kata benda atau sesuatu diletakan setelah BE.[4]
Contoh: There is someone at the door.

              Biasanya The Linking Verbs menyertai there adalah BE. Ada beberapa pola kalimat yang umum menggunakan The Expletive There , yaitu:
1.      There + be + (pro) noun + expression of place  or of time.
Contoh:     There is nobody here
                  There is going to be a party tomorrow.
2.      There + be + noun with adjective modifier (s)
Contoh:       There are different ways to do it.
3.      There + be + noun + -ing participle.
Contoh:       There is a storm approaching. (a storm is approaching.)
4.      There + be + noun phrase +  to-invinitive clauses.
Contoh:       There was no one for Udin to talk to.
5.      There dapat bertindak sebagai subject dalam infinitive dan –ing clause.
Contoh:       I don’t want there to be any more trouble.
                    I’d like there to be swimming-pool in the garden.
6.      The Expletive There atau juga here, biasanya  digunakan untuk (sebagai ) Exclamatory Sentence (kalimat seru).
Contoh:       There they are!
                    Here Udin comes



REFERENCE

CF Soetan Soelaiman, Sistem 50 Jam, jilid 1, p 111.
Michael Swan, Practica AJ. Thomson and AV Martient, A practical English Grammar, econd edition, O.U.P., 1969, p. 111.l English Usage, OUP, london, 1980, p. 349.
Drs. J. Albanus S. 1993. Selection Items of English Examination. CV Somonru’S. Jakarta


[1] Source : Elementary stories for Reproduction
[2] CF Soetan Soelaiman, Sistem 50 Jam, jilid 1, p 111.
[3]  Michael Swan, Practical English Usage, OUP, Lndon, 1980, p. 349.
[4] AJ. Thomson and AV Martient, A practical English Grammar, second edition, O.U.P., 1969, p. 111.